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What's your dream weird job?

When people used to ask me what I did for a living, I always replied "I bite heads off dolls."  That was always a dream job of mine. 


What's your most outlandish and weird dream job?

 

  

Posted - October 8, 2017
Tags : what do you really want to do for a living? Bite heads off dolls

Responses


  • 13071
    Since i was nine, when Man first landed on the moon, ive wanted to be an Astronaut. 
      October 8, 2017 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    That's a great dream job CP!  
      October 8, 2017 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Yes, its out of this world. Sorry, i couldnt help it....laolaolaolaol
      October 8, 2017 2:20 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  At least you fit the weird requirement. ;-)
      October 8, 2017 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people cryingI suppose so....
      October 8, 2017 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Careful or she’ll probe Uranus.  
      October 8, 2017 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Taking care not to get stuck inside the rings around it.
      October 8, 2017 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 10, 2017 4:33 AM MDT
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  • 591
    Snow plough driver on permanent standby (full pay of course) in the Bahamas.
      October 8, 2017 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Very creative!
      October 9, 2017 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i just want to have a job at all, im tired of being out of work
      October 8, 2017 2:31 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    Professor (Screwtop) 
      October 8, 2017 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Malizz, is that a character?
      October 9, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 2219

    Yes from the Beano comic. 

    I was the cleverest in the class but had a hearing deficiency which I was able to cover most of the time, apart from occasional weird lapses so I suppose the cap fitted. 

      October 10, 2017 3:07 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    I just looked it up.  Very cool dream job! :-)
      October 10, 2017 4:13 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I'd like an easy job like tying the strings on tea bags with the little tags at the end of the string. 
      October 8, 2017 3:03 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    That's a reasonable request and a great weird job.  Thanks Kitti!
      October 9, 2017 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I had a job raising lobsters in captivity.   That was my dream job and could have become even dreamier except that Hurricanes Jean and Frances destroyed both of our labs in 2004.
      October 8, 2017 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    That's a very interesting and slightly weird job.  I'm sorry your dream job was taken away from you CMI.  
      October 9, 2017 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    This is the weird job...I'm yet to invent its name;))
      October 8, 2017 10:57 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    It's called being a nocturnal homebody Veena dear. ;-)
      October 9, 2017 5:07 PM MDT
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  • Trailer park operator.
      October 9, 2017 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  I think when you have to deal with all the bs issues & collect the rent, the dream part of that job will shrivel up and die.  But, still, I really like the visual it brings to mind.  Thanks Glis. :-)
      October 10, 2017 4:16 AM MDT
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  • Chasing around half naked meth heads after their drunken domestic dispute with a golf cart?????????

    LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT...
      October 15, 2017 2:53 PM MDT
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