What's the most random statement you can come up with?
Notoriously hushed yard sellers ate vicious pickles causing unknown wildebeests to sing harmonious songs about sand, pills, and of course, desecrated unicorn mugs.
Well someone asked an almost identical question on EP. The only thing I have to say about that is that I only say what it is when the time is right where the sun shines in the mid-day sky.
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