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If my wife grabs my a$$, could I report her for sexual harassment.

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Posted - November 29, 2017
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  • 5354
    Only if she give you an F
      November 29, 2017 2:13 PM MST
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  • 10026
    There are many elements that come into play here.  In fact, I bet I could come up with about 99 of them ;)~
    It really depends on:
    Was there an element of surprise?
    Were you looking forward to it?
    Were you provoking her?
    Did you assist her?
    Is your a$$ worth grabbing?
    Was there money passed between you two for the pleasure?
    Did it lead to many other sexual actions?
    How old is she?

    I bet if you found a good lawyer and paid a pretty penny you could.  If not, I'm pretty sure it falls under the "Until death do us part" law.  I think she always has permission.  However, unluckily for you, if the shoe were on the other foot, look out! 
    I'm sorry to say but with winks and smiles, your stuck with her bringing you happiness by grabbing your personal parts. 

    This post was edited by Merlin at November 29, 2017 7:00 PM MST
      November 29, 2017 2:26 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I'd lock up my Mule ,Horse ,Moke and Donkey if I were yew ....some animals can get a bit funny about that sort of fing.....:)D
      November 29, 2017 2:35 PM MST
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  • 22891
    no, thats not harrassment since shes your wife
      November 29, 2017 2:43 PM MST
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  • 11826
    Only if she's the boss of you.
      November 29, 2017 3:03 PM MST
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  • 44795
    She must be...I say "Yes dear." at least three times a day.
      November 29, 2017 3:06 PM MST
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  • 10026
    And well that you should!  Ask Don!!  He'll tell ya!!  Big Giggles!
      November 29, 2017 3:13 PM MST
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  • 44795
    Yeah...we men are all alike...big pu$$ies. This post was edited by Element 99 at November 29, 2017 3:29 PM MST
      November 29, 2017 3:15 PM MST
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  • 17296
    She Who Must Be Obeyed.

    Incidentally, "yes dear" is an automatic response, it translates as "I'm not listening".
      November 29, 2017 3:21 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I think I learned that from my Dad.  Sometimes he would say that and end up giving mom the most amazing gifts.  Christmas presents were always big for her, from him !!
      November 29, 2017 3:34 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Indeed but small ones to please, I might add. 
      November 29, 2017 3:31 PM MST
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  • 44795
    That's what she said.
      November 30, 2017 6:34 AM MST
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  • 17296
    No, report her to the ASPCA for animal cruelty.

      November 29, 2017 3:24 PM MST
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  • 17296
    Or theft, if she grabs your beer

      November 30, 2017 3:41 PM MST
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  • 1326
    At marriage, the couple now belong to each other. As the bible puts it they "become one flesh". (genesis 2:24)doesn't mean one will always be in the mood when the other one makes a pass.
      December 1, 2017 10:33 PM MST
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    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 19, 2018 11:43 AM MDT
      June 19, 2018 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think you feel lucky more than anything...:( 
      June 19, 2018 2:45 PM MDT
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