Why do you always do what you aren't supposed to do?

You do....?))
Here is to the mighty tilde...;))

  I'll take twelve dozen from box number one, 144 from box number two, 6 x 24 from box number three, but I'll pass on box number four. I don't want to seem greedy.   (Veena, while no one is looking, please slip me 50 from box number four!  Shhhhhh!)
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I will obey you, Tsar of Tildes;))

Indeed;))

Everything you do, you are supposed to do it for...;))

I'm not hitting the like button.

Yeah....you aren't supposed to do that;))

ALF RU the ALF I know....why did you shrink...I can't even see your form;((

"Yes" ... editing the photo for use as an avatar, I wanted to leave enough of the costume in the picture to convey the Christmas theme ... so I wound up being smaller.  Sorry. I'll change it back on Dec. 31.

No...you must change just the name to Elf...;))

Everything wrong seems right, Jamie;))

I really don't understand why conscience is so dictatorial;((

I know. Such a smug, self-righteous, b!tch, too!