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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is ________________.

Posted - December 3, 2017
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  • 44618
    For me? Stay away from everyone.
      December 3, 2017 1:41 PM MST
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  • 23577
    That can be a wise option for me, too, sometimes.
      January 27, 2020 10:22 PM MST
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  • Booze, wine, food, and Christmas music


      December 3, 2017 1:42 PM MST
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  • 6124






    Yeah if you're 70 years old.

      December 3, 2017 4:06 PM MST
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  • 2219
    Dish out mince pies with wine or whisky to wash them down.
      December 3, 2017 1:49 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Be nice and smile. 

      December 3, 2017 1:55 PM MST
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  • 6124
    _____sending you my neighbor's address and party info.   

    There's nothing better than sending a bunch of strangers to your neighbor's house.  Said neighbor thinks she is a great singer and forces her guests to listen to her sing weird Eastern European carols with her choir group, for over an hour.  Oh yeah, and don't forget to bring two dishes each.  She never knows what she's serving and always asks people to bring food at the last minute because it's more important for her to sing off key to her captive audience than serve them food.  Oh yeah, and bring chairs.  She won't let you sit on the furniture.  Oh yeah, and you need to bring your own booze too.


    This Jew will set up cameras at her house, pop some popcorn, and watch you all. 
      December 3, 2017 4:13 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Mazeltoff.
    Of course I didn't spell it correctly.  But I hear ya.

    I think I might like those Eastern European Christmas songs though.

    Maybe if I bring two dishes, she might start singing on key.  I swear I can sing when I am sufficiently high and it is not because I am out of it.

    My vocal chords relax and I am relaxed and I just don't force anything and it comes out a LOT better than when I am not stoned. 

      December 3, 2017 4:18 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Thank you Sharonna.  Maybe I'll get some of that and bake the b*tch some Christmas brownies.

    BTW, you wouldn't like the songs.  F*ck me, they were boring as hell.  AND, I used to sing all the traditional carols in high school choir (when I decided to show up).
      December 3, 2017 4:29 PM MST
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  • 46117
    That's just it.  I am not that crazy about a lot of the traditional ones.

    But I love the exotic ones.  You are Jewish so you may understand that I like that Mideastern take on things musically.

    I don't know what this nutbag sings though.

    I love the French Christmas carols a LOT.

    And I don't like most French music as a rule.  But the OLD ones from earlier times sound great.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 27, 2020 10:25 PM MST
      December 3, 2017 4:32 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I think the problem was that they were really singing off key.  Made it difficult.  Standing around for an hour, not able to move around, and she would hit this high note that would have made Josh Groban have a massive stroke. 
      December 3, 2017 4:48 PM MST
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  • 46117
    LOLOLOL

    You had me at off key.  NOTHING is more excrutiating, save maybe chalk on a blackboard.

    OH GOD.  What joy.  HEEEEEE HEEE

    I think I will eat all the brownies myself if I have to endure that.

    Love Josh's voice.  He is darling. 

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 27, 2020 10:25 PM MST
      December 3, 2017 5:01 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Thanks for posting that Sharonna.  That was really lovely. 
      December 3, 2017 5:06 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I hope so, I didn't get to hear it because I have to listen to a massage lesson. 

    Apparently when you give a relaxing massage you should not add percussion to it.

    No wonder Hand and Stone did not hire me way back when.   I did just that.
      December 3, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  • 44618
    Sell the popcorn.
      December 4, 2017 9:26 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Getting together and doing something you enjoy doing so much that you only need to do it once a year. This post was edited by Kittigate at January 27, 2020 10:26 PM MST
      December 3, 2017 5:53 PM MST
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  • "Avoid adults."
      December 4, 2017 4:25 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Offerings without expectancy of favors/anything in return.
    Give a smile
    Give a compliment

    Give Just Because You Can. This post was edited by Merlin at August 20, 2020 8:23 PM MDT
      December 4, 2017 9:16 AM MST
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  • 44618
      December 4, 2017 9:27 AM MST
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  • 23577
     

    . . . to put your arms down when you get to school



      January 27, 2020 10:21 PM MST
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  • 10026
    To put your fire arms down always and open your arms to embrace learning and helping others.
    Right??
      January 27, 2020 10:31 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Thank you for giving me so much credit! :)
    But I wasn't nearly so loving -- I was thinking of my favorite line and moment in this movie :)


      January 27, 2020 10:36 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Yours is even better!  One of my all-time Christmas Favs.  I've been out of the loop for a bit because of family reasons...
    BUT, it is great to be back and see you!
    :) :)!  Thank You!
      January 27, 2020 10:45 PM MST
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  • 23577
    I'm in a constant state of being out of the loop -- have been my entire I think maybe. Ha. :)

    Always good to see you, too!
      January 28, 2020 7:01 AM MST
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