It is said that aging in slowed if you live in a cold environment and your metabolism is sluggish .
If living in a cold environment makes one live longer, then I’m probably live to be 1,000! Energy prices are so high that I can’t afford to turn on the heat (thank God for warm cats).
But seriously… did you ever think the reason these sharks live so long is because there’s no one around to stress them out? They have no president threatening to start WWIII (my fin's bigger than little rocket fish's is). They don’t have to wonder if they’ll still have health care tomorrow (ah, but there is an opening in the boneyard). They don’t have whales continually fleecing them for the fish they catch (cut, cut, cut). They don’t have to worry that the ocean might downsize and lay them all off (will swim for food). They don’t have to worry that their social security will be defunded (the whales need it to fund their bi-monthly trips to Bermuda). They don’t have to worry about rising rents (that spot in the ocean will now cost you 50,000,000 clams). No, they just swim happily around without a care in the world. “Honey, does this seaweed make me look fat?”… ok, maybe one care.