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Benedict Arnold

Why am I being stalked by a deer?

Posted - December 16, 2017
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  • Maybe the deer is after your pizza Pi... or whatever you were on about other night. :)
      December 16, 2017 2:40 PM MST
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  • Just for that you will now state, using no calculator, 50 numbers past the .14 of pi. I'll be waiting.......:)
      December 16, 2017 2:46 PM MST
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  • I like banana peppers and olives on my pizza. Thanks for asking :)
      December 16, 2017 2:48 PM MST
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  • The deer can't have my pizza yet. I haven't calculated the area of the pizza.
      December 16, 2017 2:49 PM MST
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  • If you let the deer have your pizza... you wouldn't have to worry about caculate the area, now would you? I'm a problem solver then :)
      December 16, 2017 2:52 PM MST
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  • But without the area what would I write in my Notebook of Useless Information. ?
      December 16, 2017 3:05 PM MST
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  • Lots of stuff could write. 
    Could write about pizza stuff, like: 
    - thick or thin crust 
    - toppings 
    - amount of cheese on pizza
    - could write a book on how pepperoni is the most diguesting food on planet and anyone who puts it on pizza should be whacked in head with fry pan. 
    - gluton free pizza.. yay or nopity nope nope 
    - and all other pizza related topics 
      December 16, 2017 3:11 PM MST
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  • 22891
    cause they like you
      December 16, 2017 2:53 PM MST
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  • "Maybe he's looking for a little dough doe."
      December 16, 2017 2:56 PM MST
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  • Could be, he's a teenager. Been around here for a few days now.
      December 16, 2017 3:03 PM MST
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  • 5354
    Let us hope he is a dear deer, and wont do anything bad. Have you tried asking him ?
      December 16, 2017 3:57 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Because it's out on its Stag night and thinks you are fair game.......:)D
      December 16, 2017 4:25 PM MST
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  • 6988
    It is deer hunting season here in the midwestern USA. Perhaps Ted Nugent will bag the ornery critter.
      December 16, 2017 4:45 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Or he wants her to let him in so he won't get shot.
      December 16, 2017 7:11 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Maybe the deer likes you dearly;))
      December 16, 2017 4:52 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Fawn'ing in love again,never wanted two...Watt am I two'do....I can't elp it.....:)D
      December 16, 2017 4:59 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Ha ha ha doe like I, never liked antelope;))
      December 16, 2017 5:04 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Wilder'beast do then ? :)D
      December 16, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  • 7683
    I won't pass the buck;))
      December 16, 2017 6:27 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Would the costs be two Stag'ering then ? I heard it could be Deer .....:)D This post was edited by Nice Jugs at December 17, 2017 2:35 AM MST
      December 17, 2017 2:35 AM MST
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  • Do you have your deerstalker hat on back to front?
      December 17, 2017 2:43 AM MST
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  • 373
    Maybe you look like another deer.
      January 11, 2018 10:49 AM MST
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  • 5354
    With sincere apologies, I must admit we sent a deer because we were all out of dears.
      January 11, 2018 11:12 AM MST
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