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Do you get Randy?

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Posted - December 17, 2017
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  • 13071
    I tried once, but he called off the engagement. ;(
      December 17, 2017 10:27 AM MST
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  • 53509


      It wasn't entirely my fault; I could never see clearly what you wanted from me. 

    ~
      December 17, 2017 10:34 AM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of women wrestlersYou just didnt agree with my line of work. ;+
      December 17, 2017 10:42 AM MST
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  • 53509



       Er, um, HELLO, earth to Carbie!  This is further proof that we never would have worked as a couple; you never listened to a word I said.  It wasn't that I disagreed with your line of work, it was that you refused to carry it into the bedroom and use any of those moves on me.  How many times did I tell you I didn't want Mary Poppins, I wanted Mary Pop-A-Shoulder-Socket?

    ~
      December 17, 2017 11:00 AM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people bouncing on the bed
      December 17, 2017 11:52 AM MST
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  • 53509
      December 17, 2017 10:31 AM MST
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  • 11002
    Not when he's around.
      December 17, 2017 10:38 AM MST
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  • 53509



      But I'm always around, Sugar Dumpling!  (I thought you knew that already.)

      ~ 
      December 17, 2017 11:15 AM MST
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  • 11002
    Thus, I don't get Randy. Ever.
      December 17, 2017 6:51 PM MST
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  • 53509


    get, verb (used with object), got or (Archaic) gat; got or gotten; getting.
    1.  to receive or come to have possession, use, or e
    njoyment of: 
    to get a birthday present; to get a pension.
    2.  to cause to be in one's possession or succeed in having available for one's use or enjoyment;obtain; acquire: to get a good price after bargaining; to get oil by drilling; to get information.
    3.  to go after, take hold of, and bring (something) for one's own or for another's purposes; fetch:
    Would you get the milk from the refrigerator for me?
    4.      to cause or cause to become, to do, to move, etc., as specified; effect: o get one's hair cut; to get a person drunk; to get a fire to burn; to get a dog out of a room.
    5.  to communicate or establish communication with over a distance; reach: You can always get me by telephone.
    6.  to hear or hear clearly: I didn't get your last name.
    7.  to acquire a mental grasp or command of; learn: to get a lesson.
    8.  to capture; seize: Get him before he escapes!
    9.  to receive as a punishment or sentence:  to get a spanking; to get 20 years in jail.
    10.  to prevail on; influence or persuade:  We'll get him to go with us.
    11.  to prepare; make ready: to get dinner.
    12.  (especially of animals) to beget.
    13.  Informal. to affect emotionally: Her pleas got me.
    14.  to hit, strike, or wound: The bullet got him in the leg.
    15.  Informal. to kill.
    16.  Informal. to take vengeance on: I'll get you yet!
    17.  to catch or be afflicted with; come down with or suffer from: He got malaria while living in the tropics. She gets butterflies before every performance.
    18.  Informal. to puzzle; irritate; annoy:  Their silly remarks get me.
    19.  Informal. to understand; comprehend: I don't get the joke. This report may be crystal-clear to a scientist, but I don't get it.
    20.  
    to come to a specified place; arrive; reach: 
    to get home late.
    21.      to succeed, become enabled, or be permitted: You get to meet a lot of interesting people.
    22.  to become or to cause oneself to become as specified; reach a certain condition: to get angry; to get sick.
    23.  (used as an auxiliary verb followed by a past participle to form the passive): to get married; to get elected; to get hit by a car.
    24.  to succeed in coming, going, arriving at, visiting,etc. (usually followed by away, in, into, out, etc.): I don't get here very often.
    25.  to bear, endure, or survive (usually followed by through or over): Can he get through another bad winter?
    26. to earn money; gain.

    And many more!
    ~ 

     
      December 17, 2017 7:14 PM MST
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  • 11002
    I don't understand your point.
      December 18, 2017 2:21 PM MST
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    This post was edited by ally at December 17, 2017 12:51 PM MST
      December 17, 2017 10:41 AM MST
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  • 7792
    I would like to think so.
      December 17, 2017 10:42 AM MST
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  • 53509




      Doesn't everyone get randy every now and then?  (I hear he gets around a lot.)

       ~ 
      December 17, 2017 11:04 AM MST
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  • "Sometimes ... If I'm on the right frequency."

      December 17, 2017 11:11 AM MST
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  • 44608
    10-4.
      December 17, 2017 11:12 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Yes I'm gonna get him.....I'm gonna get him good.... It's going to Green Ribbon day for me all over again....the guy never learns.........:(
      December 17, 2017 12:11 PM MST
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  • 46117
    NO.  I don't get horny either, baby. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 17, 2017 6:54 PM MST
      December 17, 2017 12:15 PM MST
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  • 53509



      That's a downright crying SHAME!  Practically everyone deserves to get randy, even if it's only every now and then!

    ~ 
      December 17, 2017 12:50 PM MST
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  • I get Randy and I get randy...it's all good :)
      December 17, 2017 1:50 PM MST
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  • 53509



       Wait a minute!  On the first count, I thought you said you're asexual?  And on the second count, I thought you said you're asexual?

    ~
      December 17, 2017 6:54 PM MST
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  • 22891
    no
      December 17, 2017 4:00 PM MST
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  • "Get" seems to be American slang for "understand," or so I inferred from the way the word was used by eighties workshops like EST and Forum.
    Assuming that's the sense in which you ask... no, I don't get Randy, and doubt I ever will.
    I know a tiny few facts about him:
    he'shighly intelligent, has a sharp wit, likes to tease but stays within polite limits,
    and loves language when it's used well, 
    middle-aged, married with kids, conservative,
    American black, anti-racist, very wary of potential racism in whites.
    Otherwise, I think he keeps himself exceptionally well cloaked and despite having been here for years,
    he's a really hard person to get to know.
    My guess is that he might be a lawyer.
    But my perception may be skewed since i never had the opportunity to get to know him any better.

      December 17, 2017 9:15 PM MST
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  • Hi, I'm ALF and you must be Zenobia ...Randy's parole officer.  Nice to meet you.  :)
      December 17, 2017 9:26 PM MST
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