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Randy D

No, Detective, I cannot explain why my fingerprints were found at the scene, but I suspect that an identity thief may have been using them.

Posted - December 28, 2017
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  • 7683
    Detective ...don't believe him....!
      December 28, 2017 11:06 PM MST
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  • 53506

    Don't believe her, Detective, she's been jealous of my tilde collection for years! She's framing me!  
    ~
      December 28, 2017 11:08 PM MST
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  • 7683
    His fingerprints are tildian...who can frame that, it is tildian DNA...randian to be specific;))
      December 28, 2017 11:10 PM MST
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  • 7939
    Mmhmm... Ok, sir. Can you please tell us, for the record, are your fingerprints in your possession now?

    Do they often go missing? 

    Also, if you were aware your fingerprints weren't with you on the night of the 27th, why didn't you file a missing prints report?
      December 29, 2017 2:21 AM MST
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  • 53506


    Who do you think I am, "Prints Charming"?  I don't keep track of my prints!
    ~
      December 29, 2017 5:16 AM MST
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  • 6477
    Ahh those identity thieves... is there nothing they won't steal now? 
      December 29, 2017 3:31 PM MST
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  • 23576
    Swear to God, I don't know why . . .

    Image result for hot man's hands
      August 18, 2018 11:15 AM MDT
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