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Is cannibalism kosher?

Posted - December 29, 2017

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  • 46117
    You have really good questions.  Again, you cannot take that to the bank though, because I am kind of high.

    Here is why cannibalism cannot ever be kosher.

    Because:  There are no Jewish Cannibals. 

    Question is moot, no?



    Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?



    They give them gas.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 30, 2017 7:46 AM MST
      December 29, 2017 6:15 PM MST
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  • I bet at least a handful of Jews in history have been cannibals. 
      December 29, 2017 6:23 PM MST
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  • 6988
    I wonder if 'Dahmer' is a Jewish name? 
      December 30, 2017 7:48 AM MST
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  • 19937
    Jeffrey Dauhmer was born into, and is currently a member of, the Church of Christ.  
      December 30, 2017 11:58 AM MST
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  • 7280
    Dahmer was murdered in prison in 1994.

    Personally, I don't know where he is right now....l
      December 30, 2017 12:03 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Sorry - I forgot he was murdered.  So, at the time of his death, he was a member of the Church of Christ. 
      December 30, 2017 12:05 PM MST
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  • 7280
    Yes, what he did is about all I think about when I hear his name.  If you hadn't used the words "is currently," I might have forgotten that he had been murdered in prison.
      December 30, 2017 12:12 PM MST
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  • Lol. Ive never heard that one before. Thanks for saying my questions are good. I like to keep them diverse. I’m high too :)
      December 29, 2017 6:24 PM MST
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  • No. A cloven hoof  ruminate the Kashrut says.


    I think.  
      December 29, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • 5391
    Only four legged animals with cloven (split) hooves AND who “chew the cud” are prescribed as Kosher.
    *There is a process involved of removing “unclean“ portions before butchering. 

    Humans have neither quality, and I think more serious issues than Kosher need addressing if eating human flesh becomes a consideration. This post was edited by Don Barzini at December 30, 2017 2:52 PM MST
      December 29, 2017 7:14 PM MST
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  • 5614
    Cute, thumbs up :)
    If the Jewish person you are cannibalizing stuck to the faith methink so. This post was edited by O-uknow at December 30, 2017 7:08 AM MST
      December 29, 2017 8:57 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Nice try...I ain't taking the bait.
      December 30, 2017 7:10 AM MST
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  • It’s not like that. I’m not trying to provoke you. Just interested in learning
      December 30, 2017 7:36 AM MST
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  • 7280
    If the meat is prepared properly, possibly---but don't eat the fat.

    To comply with this prohibition, a number of preparation techniques became practiced within traditional Judaism. The main technique, known as melihah, involves the meat being soaked in water for about half an hour, which opens pores. After this, the meat is placed on a slanted board or in a wicker basket, and is thickly covered with salt on each side, then left for between 20 minutes and one hour. The salt covering draws blood from the meat by osmosis, and the salt must be subsequently removed from the meat (usually by trying to shake most of it off and then washing the meat twice to complete the extraction of the blood. The type of salt used in the process is known as kosher salt.

    Melihah is not sufficient to extract blood from the liver, lungs, heart, and certain other internal organs, since they naturally contain a high density of blood, and therefore these organs are usually removed before the rest of the meat is salted. Roasting, on the other hand, discharges blood while cooking, and is the usual treatment given to these organs. It is also an acceptable method for removing blood from all meat.

    (Wikipedia---kosher foods)
      December 30, 2017 12:09 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Yes....Its  the real thing in the more violent parts of London.......Expensive to ,as it often costs an Arm and a Leg for an Alfresco Sushi meal and it all depends on what Cuts you like....... I hear Chops are high on the menu and the Ribs are getting axed as well... :)D
      December 30, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Yes it's real in certain countries of the world .....but the self catering eateries are not doing as well as expected......
    Most costomers choose to Hop it rather that Stump'ing up for Take away meals....:(  
      December 30, 2017 2:15 PM MST
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  • You make me laugh jugs :)
      December 30, 2017 3:09 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's my goal to to make everyone laugh ,but I've had to draw the line at tickling ....:(
      December 30, 2017 3:20 PM MST
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  • I’m ticklish. I don’t enjoy being tickled very much anyway. I could tickle you though :)
      December 30, 2017 3:40 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I hope you've got long arms and a clean feather then...lol
      December 30, 2017 6:19 PM MST
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  • Yeah I’ve got my tickling stick
      December 30, 2017 6:27 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I never mentioned anything that sounded like Stick.:(D
      December 30, 2017 6:34 PM MST
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  • its not that long lol
      December 30, 2017 6:40 PM MST
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  • 22891
    not that i know of
      January 1, 2018 4:44 PM MST
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