Now that rheumatoid arthritis has kicked it into high gear I presume you think I have something easier to do than peck with 2 fingers on a keyboard. Oh, I have rheumatoid arthritis, so don't even try to act like you didn't know. :P
Well, I just bought a queen sized air bed and the first thing I learned about air beds is that the entire bed is the temperature of the floor. So I flaunted my genius and spread an electric blanket underneath. (An air bed is so light you can just pick it up to make adjustments like that.)
Now I want you to know it is a MAJOR effort to get out of that nice warm bed and sit on my butt in an unheated chair to mug with you folks. I do it out of my great love for you all. Well, would you believe out of my desire to seem like a normal person? How about because I have no other hobby except collecting food?