Incroyable! Just this morning my wife and I were lying in bed discussing the periodic table. Then, did you hear that, she asked. Yes, I said, it sounded like a kind of huge wet explosion somewhere. Then she said, it sounded to me a bit like the bursting of a big greasy bubble, or the corpse of a sacrificial victim sploshing into a bog. Then she said, oh wait, and went pale all over, you didn’t leave your fizzy lemonade where the cat could get it did you. Then she flew downstairs to look, slid across the living room floor on the horribly dispersed remains of our poor moggie, slammed into the wall, and hasn’t spoken to me since. So thanks for that Mr Element 99 .
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