The cat took them and buried them in his litter box because every time he sees you take them means you are going out and leaving him in the house by himself.
First, look in both your hands. Are they there? Check your back pocket. Still clueless? O.k., since I have a spare, you can borrow mine. Go to Russia and look for your stolen car. When you find it, call the airlines and have it sent back to the United States. Crawl in the trunk. It will save on airfare. Once you land in New York, call AAA. Now, make 2 spares. One for your house and one on your car. Man, what are we do to with you??
Where in the heck did I put my waller? I'm sure it's around here somewhere. Listen, Merlie, would you please spot me airfare to get to Russia? I have to get there right away.
Merlin 