What's the lamest superpower you would settle for?

I have several incredible superpowers that I just would like to maintain.

Sight

Hearing

Touch

Taste

Smell

Ambulation

Mental agility

I just am grateful for those super powers. 

I want to be "The Human Stapler" I could shoot them from ten feet away and annoy anyone who crosses their path. Bwaahahaha.

I'd like to be "Sticky Note Woman"!  I would put "helpful" notes on people and things that annoy me!!  The possibilities are endless.  LOL!

I see a movie in your future!

Maybe the mind power to undo the shoe laces of Super villains so they trip and bump their heads. Cheers!

I'm holding out for an impenetrable force field which I can extend and turn on/off at will. :-)

The uncanny ability to get tape off of my fingers in a second or two simply by vigorously shaking my hand back and forth.

(I know, I know; in my present state, a mere mortal, I'm not worthy.)

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I want you be your sidekick, Two-Hole Punch!

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I'd like a sweater and cap by noon tomorrow, please!

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She smells rotten!

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Wow .. I like it.

Going after that evil villian, "Staple-Remover"!

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Oh my! I wanted to be passive-aggressive-note woman for so long! (pan woman, for short)

I just want to look like her:

What should we do with all of the paper circles?