You go into a cafe and order spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. They tell you the baked beans are off.

I go to another cafe' and order a cheeseburger with extra onions. The last time I ate Spam was the LAST time I will eat it.

I see. You are one of those awkward customers who always asks for egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam in it. Lol:)

Yes...and when I want just toast I order a toasted cheese sandwich without the cheese...ala Jack Nicholson.

Jack Nicholson must be very sensible, despite his psycho image in many of his movies. I can't understand for the life of me how anybody could eat cheese, it's revolting. Lol:)

 Hey!  Drop the Spam jokes!  Spam won WW2. It was just about the only actual meat that our soldiers had for months. My father told me this. He also told me he stole some farmers' motorcycle out of a French barn and went to the Riviera after the end of hostilities. 

Is that how we won the war? I'll have to tell the Germans that the next time they ask however did we win. It baffled them how we won after they observed some of our eccentric antics. Lol:)

Bloody Vikings!....;-D..

Don't ever go to Wisconsin, where cheese is a separate food group.

Spam is a combination of salt, normally inedible animal parts and salt.

If the normally inedible animal parts are off, can we have salt instead of the normally inedible animal parts? Lol:)

As long as they keep it as separate from me as possible, I don't mind. Lol:)

Gotta be a salt lover for that.

I was parodying the bit where the customer was told the baked beans were off, and asked for spam instead of baked beans. Lol:)