Hey, so you got a good one? Well, let's hear it then.

Most common language in libraries after English and Spanish (Opens in new window)

Most common language spoken in each state after English and Spanish. (Opens in new window)

Hawaii imported Filipinos to work the plantations, and Filipinos speak Tagalog. Now the Hawaiians are grumbling about the loss of culture and they want to import Mongolians to do the work instead.

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

How do you break up with a Harry Potter fan? 

Give them a sock.

cant think of one right now