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Is eating a sandwich an inherently Satanic act?

John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, was a known member of London's Hellfire Club. It was he who ordered his manservant to "fetch me some slices of roast beef, wrapped in bread - can't have the old fingers getting greasy, eh what!" to sustain him at the gambling table - hence the eponymous 'sandwich'.
As Lord of the Admitalty he was also the patron of Captain James Cook, so visiting Australia might be a Satanic act as well ...

Posted - April 9, 2018
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  • 1633
    Please, don't give the religious extremists more ammunition!
      April 9, 2018 9:30 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Not so much Satanic as Wiccan perhaps and perhaps not so much difference between the two.
      April 9, 2018 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    I don't get the connection between sandwiches and satanic acts. If it's a pun, I am clueless.
      April 10, 2018 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 2217
    May refer to sand witches. 
      April 10, 2018 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 44231
    How embarrassing. I should have thought of that. I haven't even started drinking yet.
      April 10, 2018 7:55 AM MDT
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  • 16256
    Nope. John Montagu, the Earl for whom the ubiquitous comestible is named, was a devil worshipper. It's the kind of crap the Westboro Baptists would run with - "it's named for a devil worshipper so you can't have it."
      April 10, 2018 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    No.
      April 10, 2018 7:59 AM MDT
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