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How can I " Raise a Laugh" when I've been ill and not feeling so strong......?

:)D 

Posted - April 29, 2018

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  • 686
    Well you can try wearing a black unused plastic garbage, trash, bin bag/liner outfit and see how it looks on you.  That may help you get a chuckle.  I hope It helps.
      April 29, 2018 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 16835
    Are you familiar with Milton Jones? Look him up on YouTube, and laugh your shoe off.
      April 29, 2018 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    No I'm not......Jim Jefferson though the Aussie comic is got to be one of the funniest guys ever....if I remember rightly ,he got beat up live on stage by some crazy crank of a guy.......lol
      April 30, 2018 12:52 AM MDT
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  • 16835
    Jim Jefferies tries a little too hard - when you're playing to American audiences, you have to. He also tends to unravel towards  the end of a show, as he gets more and more p!ssed.
    Getting beaten up is a risk you take when you publicly bait redneck gun fanciers. A sweeping majority of Seppos love their guns more than their children.
      April 30, 2018 2:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    How on earth can that be though....such stupid gun laws out there 
    I wonder how many keep their guns after the accident shooting of one of their own kids....

    Most homes are dangerous places for kids and babies at the best of times.....left loaded guns if only for a few seconds can lead to so many fatalities...
      April 30, 2018 4:03 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I just looked him up.....yes I think I've seen him a few times on tv...he's a Brit....
      April 30, 2018 12:55 AM MDT
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  • 16835
    He is - I first came across him when I was watching Mock The Week, a satirical BBC news program. We had a similar show here, Good News Week, but it was axed . I love Brit comedy. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at April 30, 2018 3:48 AM MDT
      April 30, 2018 2:02 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    We true Brits have to be the most humorous people I'm the world......you Aussie come second though....
    Bernard Manning was the funniest quick witted guy ever....he upset a lot of people though...
    He truly was the greatest love him or hate him.....

    Guys from Liverpool are quick witted and cheeky to....East end Londoners are world leaders though.....now I'm wondering where I originate from.... . ? :)  
      April 30, 2018 3:55 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    The best and fastest way to get a laugh is to buy a big birthday cake, go to a park and carefully place it on a bench, then sit down on it. That is sure to get you a laugh or two.

    PS: Do not light the candles before sitting down if you wear easily ignited clothing such as nylon or plastic garbage bags. This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at April 30, 2018 12:57 AM MDT
      April 29, 2018 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'm not an experienced cake sitar ,so could never make light of such things.....a Good Gourd ,I could not Bare or have the front two do that in front of others...  
    :(D 
      April 30, 2018 1:02 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    Stand in front of a mirror naked?
    No, perhaps not for you methink
    ooh, la, la ;)
      April 29, 2018 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    We could send her a pictures of ourselves naked.  That should do it. This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at April 30, 2018 1:05 AM MDT
      April 29, 2018 10:37 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Not two see two finer points I hope......:(
      April 30, 2018 1:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Move alone people....there's nothing two see ear....:)D
      April 30, 2018 1:04 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    hopefully you'll feel better soon
      May 21, 2018 3:50 PM MDT
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