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Randy D

How many more times do you think I can bail you out of jail? The money won't last forever, you know. Grrrrrr. ~

Posted - May 8, 2018
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  • 5354
    As I understand it, you get the bail money back provided you dont 'jump bail', ie: run away so the court-trial cannot proceed as scheduled.
      May 8, 2018 3:58 AM MDT
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  • 53367


      There's no humor in responding to a joke with logic, lol!

      May 8, 2018 6:17 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Strangely, I find a lot of humor in doing just that
      May 8, 2018 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I doubt you will find a bondsmen to assist you in getting me a bond. So keep your money and get some wire cutters and meet me in the cafeteria or late lock down.
      May 8, 2018 4:36 AM MDT
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  • 53367


    Wait a minute; I'm thinking it over. Hmmmm, how might it benefit me for you to stay in jail?  Ah, yes, the conjugal visits!  

    ~
      May 8, 2018 6:16 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Can a prisoner take out a restraining order against unwanted visitors ?
      May 8, 2018 6:50 AM MDT
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  • 16620
    Hey, I stole those tildes for YOU.
      May 8, 2018 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 53367

      Thanks, mate. Excuse me, but would you mind leaning in a bit closer to my lapel pin and repeating that same line?

    ~
      May 8, 2018 11:09 PM MDT
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  • 16620
    Testing ... testing ...

    THIS ... RANDY ... D ... GUY ... HIRED ... ME ... TO ... STEAL ... TILDES ...
      May 8, 2018 11:11 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    as   many times as you need to
      May 14, 2018 2:41 PM MDT
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