You've just opened two new businesses: 1) a sex shop in the middle of the most religious part of town, and 2) religious book store in middle

of the red-light district of town. 

  What (humorous) names do you give to each of these two businesses?


Examples:

1) 
Thumping Bible Thumpers
The Sodom Eyes Have It
The Open Robe
The Sin Cycle
Body and Soul
Rapture 'n' Capture
Thy Brother's Creeper


2)
Hell's Front Door
Fire and Rimming Stone
House of Whoreship 
Asses to Asses and Bust to Bust
Saturday Night School
Kneel Before Me
Let Us Spray
It Is Written (and Phographed, and Filmed)
The White Collar


[If you find it easier to come up with answers for one of the two types of businesses than the other, it really says something about you, lol . . . )
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