Do you "hit" the clubs often?

I have only seen two types of "club". One was so crowded that you couldn't get a drink, and the other just had one lonely guy nursing a beer. 

No - too old for that. :)

No, I'm not a clubber. I don't like crowds or loud music. I will occasionally go to a bar, but I prefer a more laid-back one. 

Never been in a club in my life. I have been to a few bars but that was a long time ago.

No.  My ballroom days are over, baby.

no
used to own one
day music night music
we were tooo loud.
Got closed down.
...whew, that was enough.

  Nope, not for more than two decades. Even before that, I was never much one for club-life: I don't drink alcohol, I don't like being around drunks, I don't smoke, I don't like being around cigarette smoke, I can't dance, so for a lot of reasons I never fit in to that atmosphere.

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When I was young I used to go because I liked to dance though I was never very good.  Mostly when I lived with guys in bands. But I was always more drawn to a quieter scene like a neighborhood bar where you could actually hang out and talk to people. 

When I was older but before I married I would sometimes go to certain places to meet young professional men and was briefly a member of a private club.  Now never. 

Not since my Navy days.

no, its not my thing

"No, I'm still too immature for golf."