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What do you say to a kid who wants to ship off to war because school is too dangerous?

Posted - May 18, 2018

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  • Well, that might be a slight exaggeration, but I couldn't blame a kid who had been through a mass shooting for saying that. 
      May 18, 2018 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    In war you have a chance to shoot back ;)
      May 18, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Dont do it. Please.
      May 18, 2018 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    In war you have a chance to shoot back ;)
      May 18, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    "Make sure you join the Navy." Yes, there are some combat vessels standing by. This post was edited by Element 99 at May 19, 2018 4:06 PM MDT
      May 18, 2018 10:55 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    In war you have a chance to shoot back ;)
      May 18, 2018 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    I would say they obviously should get out of the gene pool, and encourage them.
      May 18, 2018 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    In war you have a chance to shoot back ;)
      May 18, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 6023

    So what?

    If a kid thinks school is too dangerous ... it's not like their only option is to "ship off to war".  Duh.

    If they believe that, they are better off being removed from the gene pool.

      May 19, 2018 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    that he will be in an even more dangerous situation if he goes to war
      May 18, 2018 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    In war you have a chance to shoot back ;)
      May 18, 2018 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 1305
    Both indoctrinate you. This post was edited by kjames at May 19, 2018 4:08 PM MDT
      May 19, 2018 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 457
    At least there's a pension plan in the military. And I think they pay for school.
      May 20, 2018 9:41 AM MDT
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