What's the funniest conspiracy theory you can think of, either one of your own or one you've heard of from someone else? ~

The weather is being controlled by humans.

It's not quite as funny as it used to be.

Scuttlebutt at the Academy of English Language suggests that the tilde will soon be going metric. 

Due to the tilde's ability to eliminate text by abbreviation and thus save printing cost, the Academy decided that it should also be able to do this with shipping weight.  Instituting this practice is already underway and is forecasted to be in full operation by 2019.

The one about the bogus moon landing.

The one where they draw a jet liner against the hole in the pentagon and ask if they seem to match in size. Yes, they do, considering that a jet liner is more like a beer can than an anvil.

cant think of one right now