Sure, but only under one condition: we have to go into hiding. (I can't afford to have you drag down my good name at Grammar Police Headquarters if anyone sees me with you. Shhhhhh!)
Morning Star, Carbie will protect me from Nice Jugs, as long as no one tells Jane S or Just Asking that I've run off with her. Neelie has closed her account, so she's out of the picture, and Bozette hardly drops in any more. (Don't even get me started on the Grilly saga; she was way before your time here.)
I'm sorry, but since you cut the line, and it appears that you did not take a number either, you will have to start all over at the end. Rules are rules.