If you were given an acre of land where any and everything would grow, what would you have pop up from the land?

GOLD?!?!
My goodness my dear, that would take a substantial amount of time.  Then again, I didn't put a spectrum of time on my question.  Great answer!  It's nice to see you!
Love,
Merlin

Well, you said "pop up", which implies a very short amount of time.

POP!
"Hey!  Lookit there.  Gold just appeared." {pluck}

POP!

"Hot damn!  I'm gonna be rich."

That would be lovely.  Any flowers in particular? 

Your such a lazy sod.....It looks like you've not done any weeding for ages....Hay , you've not got rid of any Grass yet either..... :(

Very Funny Nice Jugs!!!  I"m giggling over here, Big Time!!! :D!!

That's a laugh never to be sniggered at unless your're on the magic mushrooms as well..... I'm sure that will get you up to speed....:)

Now there are some "true, absolutely, out-of-control giggles that won't end for hours.  A great ab work-out, mind you, but one you could lose your job over.  Not to say that has ever happened to me on mushrooms, ever.... ;D!

Very Funny Nice Jugs!!!  I"m giggling over here, Big Time!!! :D!!

Acid rain could be the culprit here.....people often get complety absorbed by it    :(D

And a fine crop it is, indeed!
Being from California, many could benefit from this, including your pocketbook.  A very fine choice. :) ;D!
 

It's a pic of a farm (legal medicinal) for sale for 2 million.

Welby~ I'm not crackin' your wheat but YOU are Cracking Me Up!  As always!!  Too funny and I agree!! 
Bundles of love comin' your way!! 
:) :)

Thanks you. And back at 'cha!
:)

Are they legal?

They're all over 21 years old, yes.
;)

Spot on.....lol

As I do for you too!!  Big smiles and five billion barrels if I could for you!!  Love ya! :) :)