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Knock knock

Posted - May 30, 2018

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  • 13071
    Go away, Im not home...
      May 30, 2018 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 177
    You have to ask who it is
      May 30, 2018 3:37 PM MDT
    1

  • 13071
    Who what is?
      May 30, 2018 3:38 PM MDT
    1

  • 177
    You know how this works. I say “knock knock” then you say “who’s there?”
      May 30, 2018 3:40 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Knock knock
      May 30, 2018 3:41 PM MDT
    1

  • 177
    I’m not at home, I’m knocking at your door 
      May 30, 2018 3:44 PM MDT
    1

  • 13071
    Go away, im not home. 
      May 30, 2018 3:47 PM MDT
    1

  • 177
    its tank
      May 30, 2018 3:51 PM MDT
    1

  • 13071
    Tank you.
      May 30, 2018 3:55 PM MDT
    1

  • 177
    You’re welcome 
      May 30, 2018 3:56 PM MDT
    2

  • 13071
    LOL!! :D
      May 30, 2018 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    that was too funny....LOL
      May 30, 2018 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Tanks. ;))
      May 30, 2018 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    ROTFLMAO  HAHAHAHAHAHA I needed a good laugh tonight.  Thank You  :  )
      May 30, 2018 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    knock - three times. This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at May 31, 2018 2:39 AM MDT
      May 30, 2018 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    who's there?
      May 30, 2018 4:38 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Hatch.
      May 30, 2018 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 16791
    Gesundheit
      May 31, 2018 2:11 AM MDT
    1

  • 3523
    Okay Slarty Pants.  Try this one:  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Boogity boogity shhhh.
      May 31, 2018 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 16791
    I'll bite. Boogity boogity shhhh who?
      May 31, 2018 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 3523
      May 31, 2018 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 177
    Lettuce 
      May 31, 2018 2:40 AM MDT
    0

  • 16791
    If you have beer, come in. Otherwise go away and come back when you have some.
      May 30, 2018 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I've had loads thanks ,so what now ? 
      May 30, 2018 5:30 PM MDT
    3