Active Now

Slartibartfast
Element 99
Discussion » Questions » Arts » Is it impolite to pass gas in public even though it is a silent one?

Is it impolite to pass gas in public even though it is a silent one?

Posted - June 7, 2018

Responses


  • 10629
    The only gas one may politely pass in public is gasoline (and then only if it's in a container).  However, it's definitely polite to pass a joint in public.
      June 7, 2018 9:19 AM MDT
    3

  • 23570
    :)
    Ha!
      June 7, 2018 11:57 AM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    AHAHAHAHHA!! :D
      June 8, 2018 1:57 AM MDT
    1

  • 23570
    I prefer to just scream "I gotta fart! I gotta fart!" and then run away

      June 7, 2018 11:56 AM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    At least there will be no surprises. lol
      June 8, 2018 1:56 AM MDT
    3

  • 23570
    :)
    yes
    :)
      June 8, 2018 7:35 AM MDT
    1

  • 666
    I think it may be impolite to do it silently.
    Like if you choose to do that in public I think you should try to make it as loud as possible and also raise your hand so as to give a heads up to the other shoppers around you so that they know the deal.
    That's respect. : )
      June 7, 2018 1:38 PM MDT
    4

  • 13071
    OMG Thats funny. ;))
      June 8, 2018 1:56 AM MDT
    2

  • 7280
    I was curious to see if the internet had much information on the subject.

    Some of the sites I visited seemed useless.

    However, this one seemed promising (although I didn't watch the video which apparently contains most of the information/opinions/"rules").

    https://www.health24.com/Columnists/farting-etiquette-the-polite-way-to-pass-gas-20170823



      June 7, 2018 2:17 PM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    Yes, lets just pray its a silent one. ;)
      June 8, 2018 1:55 AM MDT
    1

  • 44600
    This is the site to go to to learn everything.
      June 8, 2018 6:22 AM MDT
    2

  • 6023
    Considering the health benefits of "passing gas" ... I don't know why it should be impolite.

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/littlethingscom/farting-seven-surprising-_b_10942846.html
      June 7, 2018 3:51 PM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    I know see farting in a hole new light. ;)
      June 8, 2018 1:54 AM MDT
    2

  • 44600
    Yes...but don't light them. Bad Juju.
      June 8, 2018 6:23 AM MDT
    1

  • 13071
    Explosive point Element 99. lol
      June 8, 2018 6:26 AM MDT
    2

  • 16762
    It would be less polite to explode.
      June 7, 2018 4:14 PM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    Yes. A bit more messy, but certainly more polite. ;)
      June 8, 2018 1:53 AM MDT
    2

  • 10993
    Gee, I hope not.
      June 7, 2018 5:00 PM MDT
    4

  • 13071
    Par for the course eh JaneS? LOL :)
      June 8, 2018 1:52 AM MDT
    3

  • 44600
    Heck no...It's fun.
      June 7, 2018 6:39 PM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    My sentiments exactly. ;)
      June 8, 2018 1:52 AM MDT
    2

  • 5354
    Definitely, but many people will assume you have a condition and politely not say anything.
      June 7, 2018 8:44 PM MDT
    3

  • 13071
    When they come too from passing out. ;)
      June 8, 2018 1:51 AM MDT
    3

  • 53502

      (too to)
      June 8, 2018 7:43 AM MDT
    1