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If you were to serve the Lord, what would be on the menu?

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Posted - August 11, 2016

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  • 11112

    Probably some organic potatoes from my garden and I'd be sure to thank him for the rain that helped the potatoes grow. Cheers!

      August 11, 2016 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 5835

    Haggis and leeks. Scotland is the only place I know of that I might meet a lord.

    In fact I once met a Scottish lord. He asked to be called Jimmy because he didn't want to be mistaken for the savior.

      August 11, 2016 10:47 PM MDT
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  • I have been told I'd not be allowed to enter Scotland if it were known I've eaten vegetarian haggis and put soy sausage, nut and fruit in my porridge.

      August 11, 2016 11:01 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    If Dog exist I serve him Dog food.
      August 11, 2016 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 2758

    Kosher deli. :-)

      August 11, 2016 11:49 PM MDT
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  • 130

    his own head

      August 12, 2016 3:06 AM MDT
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  • Before, all I could give Him was my brokenness. But now, I offer back to hHim my humble little accomplishments.

      August 13, 2016 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 1393

    Do what we have been placed on earth to do. To take good care of God's creation to the best of our intelligence, understanding and abilities - as discovered by the atheist professor of mathematics in the video below.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNijg4fRL8&;

      August 17, 2016 12:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117

    All of me. 

      August 17, 2016 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 640

    I give him all that I have, my whole life, all my money, my body,  my time, and my heart.

      August 18, 2016 1:03 PM MDT
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  • 640

      August 18, 2016 1:04 PM MDT
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