I yell loudly, KNOCK THAT CRAP OFF!!!! (no pun intended).
If a dog does the "Butt Scootin' Boogie" a lot, you might want to check its anal sacs. Sometimes they get clogged with feces. A vet can squeeze them or you can if you don't mind the mess.
The anal glands or anal sacs are small glands found near the anus in many mammals, including dogs and cats. They are paired sacs located on either side of the anus between the external and internal sphincter muscles. Sebaceous glands within the lining secrete a liquid that is used for identification of members within a species. These sacs are found in all carnivora, including bears,[1][2] sea otters[3] and kinkajous.[4]
1) Don't have a dog. 2) If I insist that I must have a dog, don't have carpets. 3) If I insist on my right to have both a dog and carpets, send the butt-dragging dog over to Carbie's house to ruin her carpets, and keep my carpets clean and pristine.
I know this is the best answer, so what do I win? ~
"Yes, that's right, Officer, she offered me anal. No, I swear I didn't provoke the offer in any way. In fact, I was minding my own business as I left the orphanage where I help turor the youngsters on English grammar and proper tilde management, and I was headed for the church soup kitchen to make sandwiches for the elderly residents of the convalescent home, when all of a sudden, she popped out of an alleyway with a giant tattoo of an apostrophe on her neck and wearing mustard yellow hot pants and a leopard-skin halter top. I was so shocked that I almost dropped the box of crucifixes I wanted to deliver to the convent. Luckily, I was wearing my Boy Scout gloves, so I caught it in time. Anyway, the woman kept shoving her tip jar at me and propositioning me for carnal activity. I was so frightened that I ran all the way here to the police station to file this report . . . "
For minimum irritation and for the sake of any dog, consider having a "Pet Rock."
For those of a tender age:
Pet Rock is a collectible conceived in 1975 by advertising executive Gary Dahl. Pet Rocks are smooth stones from Mexico's Rosarito Beach.[1] They were marketed like live pets, in custom cardboard boxes,[1] complete with straw and breathing holes.[2] The fad lasted about six months, ending after a short increase in sales during the Christmas season of December 1975. Although by February 1976 they were discounted due to lower sales, Dahl sold 1.5 million Pet Rocks for $4 each,[1] and became a millionaire.[3][4][5]
The Pet Rock became available again on September 3, 2012. Rosebud Entertainment currently holds the United States trademark rights to the Pet Rock.[8
This post was edited by tom jackson at June 8, 2018 7:49 PM MDT
Personally ,I would never ever help a dog do that.....I'd teach it to sit or give me its paw..... But I would normally use my vacuum cleaner to clean our car pets..... :)
We don't often get prehistoric dogah'sore'asses in England.... :(
Shuhak 