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Why does belly button lint smell so rank?

Posted - June 9, 2018
Tag : Belly button odors

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  • 44592
    (boogers)
      June 10, 2018 4:51 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! :D
      June 10, 2018 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 16742
    It's warm, dark and perspiration catches in it which makes it the perfect environment for bacteria. The lint soaks it up.

    Wash your navel THOROUGHLY each time you shower, that way at least there's only one day's worth max. Less ewww factor.
      June 9, 2018 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thank you for the tip on belly button edicate. I will remember to wash my belly button hole from now on.
      June 9, 2018 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 53498

    (edicate etiquette)
      June 9, 2018 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! GOT ME AGAIN BIG GUY!!!! :D
      June 9, 2018 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    You do know it is severely frowned upon at Miss Manners School of the Polished People to misspell etiquette.  And the thought of you using it in regard to the smelling your belly button lint is despicable!!  My goodness carbon, what are we to do with you? What are all the others going to say??  ;) :)
      June 9, 2018 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You should be glad i didnt go with my first choice and ask about the plight of Plumbers Butt Cracks.
      June 10, 2018 10:27 AM MDT
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  • 53498


      "Somebody" is bored out of her gourd.




      I should have known this was going to happen sooner or later, so I've got to take care of it right away.


    ~

     
      June 9, 2018 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Aw, thanks big guy. Can I come too?
      June 9, 2018 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 53498


    ((((Er, um, I'm in California, you're in Georgia, and it's a round-trip LAX-to-Atlanta ticket . . . ))))


    ~
      June 9, 2018 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Bring shorts and a sun hat, it gets steamy in these thar parts. And im not talking about the State. ;O
      June 9, 2018 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 53498

      I get the message.  I'll be ready with the proper attire, and not to worry about steaminess; I've been lowering myself into tight, dark spaces all my adult life . . . 

    ~
      June 9, 2018 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    -SHIVER-
      June 9, 2018 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 53498

      ((((Please don't tell Welby; I think he pinched my butt the last time we were at a party together.))))

    ~

      June 9, 2018 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    That was me. My bad. ;O
      June 9, 2018 10:21 PM MDT
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  • 53498

      Oh.  Well, in that case, pinch away!  


    ~
      June 9, 2018 10:28 PM MDT
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  • 13071
      June 9, 2018 10:32 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    HUGE GIGGLES!!!!!  
      June 9, 2018 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    YUM!!!!!!!!
      June 9, 2018 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 44592
    A cold shower for you, baby.
      June 10, 2018 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    It is soooo good to sit down for 30 secs and see some things will never change..... Randy, your still taking your dates on a bus and economy/coach.  Is that you rock climbing or falling out of the plane?  And about dark places, those shorts look like they fit great!
      June 9, 2018 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 53498


    (your still taking you're still taking)

      I like you a lot, Merle, which is why I always take you inside those fast food joints instead of just using the drive-through.

      (((((Don't tell Carbie; she doesn't know about us, and you wouldn't believe how jealous she gets.)))))


    ~
      June 9, 2018 10:46 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    SHHHhhhhhhhhhhh, I won't tell. We'll keep it our little secret.

    And I've always appreciated that special treatment you've shown me Randy.  It's the plastic silverware and the comfortable booths that always make me tingle from my taste buds to my toes!  
      June 9, 2018 10:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Say, whos up for a sandwich?
      June 9, 2018 10:57 PM MDT
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