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Why does belly button lint smell so rank?

Posted - June 9, 2018

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  • 53509

      I hope you also appreciate that I kept the plastic ware from the very first time I took you to one of those places, I wash it and keep it in a plastic bag.  Every time we go eat, I take it out, and save .34 cents!  Isn't that great?

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      June 9, 2018 11:08 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You save your wares in a plastic bag then take it out after you eat? You smooth operator you. ;o
      June 9, 2018 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      I know, I know; you can't believe how smooth I am with the ladies, right?  It amazes a lot of folks, it really does.


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      June 9, 2018 11:35 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    I don't think she wants it in her belly button.
      June 9, 2018 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      That's only because you don't know how kinky she is.



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      June 9, 2018 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I dont think she wants it in her glory hole, NOT belly button.  Geeze, who would have thunk.
      June 9, 2018 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      I've done things to/with various women's belly buttons in my day.  They're fun!


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      June 9, 2018 11:11 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    As long as you dont smell your fingers afterwards. ;+
      June 9, 2018 11:14 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      That's one of the best parts.

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      June 9, 2018 11:36 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    No, licking them is. ;+
      June 10, 2018 12:03 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    And please pick butt afterwards.
      June 10, 2018 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    You got more responses on this silly question than someone did with 100 Trump question. Marry me.
      June 10, 2018 4:56 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Hold on, pal!  Any guy who wants to marry Carbie has to line up behind me!  And as soon as I've married Just Asking, and Merle, and Jane S, and Lyrical One, and Bozette, and Nice Jugs, and Neelie, and Livvie, and Soosie, and Thrifty Maid, and Sunshine, and RebeccaSJ, and Veena K, and Morning Star, and half a dozen others, I'll get around to marrying Carbie. Learn to wait your turn, buddy.

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      June 10, 2018 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Bigamy becomes you big guy. ;))
      June 10, 2018 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Oh, I forgot to mention that there would be a quickie divorce after each of those marriages. I'm big, sure, but when it comes to marriage, I'm no bigamist.  One at a time please, ladies, one at a time.
      (((I'll install a revolving door on my bedroom just so no one gets confused.)))




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      June 10, 2018 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    While your sifting through wives, can I be your full time mistress?  It will help with your divorces. ;))
      June 10, 2018 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      (your you're)

      How about if I alter the plan by forsaking all of the other women on the list, marrying you first, then divorcing you before marrying the next available one, and so on?  After each divorce from one of them, I'll always return to marry you again. You don't really want to be a side piece, always having to sneak  around, do you?


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      June 10, 2018 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    NOW you've crossed the line...Stay away from JA. You have been warned.

      June 10, 2018 10:38 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL!! :D
      June 10, 2018 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      I'll take you any day of the week, Elm, ol' buddy. Two out of three falls decides, fella, and to the winner goes the spoils. Grrrrrrrr. 

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      June 10, 2018 1:45 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Carbie, Just Asking, Merle, Jane S, Lyrical One, Bozette, Nice Jugs, Neelie, Soosie, Thrifty Maid, Sunshine, RebeccaSJ, Veena K, Morning Star, and me is fifteen.  Half a dozen more makes twenty-one, so it's 21 against Randy!



      June 10, 2018 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      "Against"?  Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.  Women love them some Randy D!  Women aren't against me, they're my biggest fans, I'm their biggest fan!  Look at yourself as case in point: you're practically obsessed with me!  If it were not for the strong love you have for hubby and the twins, you and I would have run away together a long time ago.

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      June 10, 2018 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Goes to prove hate is not the way to go, good times are. ;))
      June 10, 2018 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    I'll take silly anytime.
      June 10, 2018 10:39 AM MDT
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