I hope you also appreciate that I kept the plastic ware from the very first time I took you to one of those places, I wash it and keep it in a plastic bag. Every time we go eat, I take it out, and save .34 cents! Isn't that great?
Hold on, pal! Any guy who wants to marry Carbie has to line up behind me! And as soon as I've married Just Asking, and Merle, and Jane S, and Lyrical One, and Bozette, and Nice Jugs, and Neelie, and Livvie, and Soosie, and Thrifty Maid, and Sunshine, and RebeccaSJ, and Veena K, and Morning Star, and half a dozen others, I'll get around to marrying Carbie. Learn to wait your turn, buddy.
Oh, I forgot to mention that there would be a quickie divorce after each of those marriages. I'm big, sure, but when it comes to marriage, I'm no bigamist. One at a time please, ladies, one at a time. (((I'll install a revolving door on my bedroom just so no one gets confused.)))
How about if I alter the plan by forsaking all of the other women on the list, marrying you first, then divorcing you before marrying the next available one, and so on? After each divorce from one of them, I'll always return to marry you again. You don't really want to be a side piece, always having to sneak around, do you?
Carbie, Just Asking, Merle, Jane S, Lyrical One, Bozette, Nice Jugs, Neelie, Soosie, Thrifty Maid, Sunshine, RebeccaSJ, Veena K, Morning Star, and me is fifteen. Half a dozen more makes twenty-one, so it's 21 against Randy!
"Against"? Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie. Women love them some Randy D! Women aren't against me, they're my biggest fans, I'm their biggest fan! Look at yourself as case in point: you're practically obsessed with me! If it were not for the strong love you have for hubby and the twins, you and I would have run away together a long time ago.