What is the worst thing you could say at a job interview?

Darn, were was I?

  Wait, Carbie; I thought that was you!


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Nope. I was with your brother. ;+

HUGE GIGGLES !!!!!!!!!!!

Your HIRED! :D

Exactly!

orgasms not orograms. Your FIRED!

Carbon, You're HIRED and Promoted!!

Ha!  ;D

Sorry, but there is, and its strict. You HAVE to wear a dress. That is the code.

  No dresses for me!  Talk about unsightly bulges; I've got a dinosaur toe that you wouldn't believe!
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Ill need  proof. Send me a picture right away or your fired again. ;+

  "Hello, is this the MeToo reporting hotline?  Thank you, thank you.  I've been subjected to sexually-inappropriate contact by a woman named Carbie who was in charge of hiring and firing ar a company where I recently interviewed for a new entry-level position . . . "


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Entry Level Position? Oooooooooooo I like the sound of that. Your hired!

  You probably want to catch me lying down on the job!  I don't need a manager like you riding me all the time!  Just give me a job and I'll finish it as best as I can!  I hope you're looking for a hard worker, because I'll put in as much of myself as I can at this job, no matter how much of a workload you expect from me!  Performance is the key! I aim to please, satisfaction guaranteed!  (Wait, we are still talking about work here, right?)

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Yes of course we are. In fact, Ive erected a new opening for you to enter that might be a little harder, but easier to get into for the beginner. ;+

  Will you show me the ins and outs of the position you think is best suited for me to perform?  Some men are intimidated by having women over them, but not me.  I think that if you know how you like the job done, I should be able to take instruction from you, let you guide me to the goal you are expecting out of the project. It's more fun that way, wouldn't you agree?  After all, you know your territory better than I do; I'm new on the scene. Sure, I'm no novice, but each office has its own particular ways of doing things. I want to do it right, that's all. 

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Of course Ill lend you a hand. Job has good payoff for hard workers willing to grind away all day and never get tired. There is even room to get in through the back door if enough effort is put in it, and an allowance will be advanced if and when you push hard. The harder the better. The skills you insert , and the effort you squeeze in, will serve a purpose beyond what you expected when you entered the slot that was opened especially for you and your special talents. I will enjoy training you and you will find it stimulating to work inside this new opening. :+

"You Can't Touch This!"

Still eating you're heart out I see Randy.....:)D

  (you're your)