Do you know someone who is not the sharpest penny on the beach?

Alas, quiet a few

No, but I know plenty of people who are a couple of bricks short of a load. lol

When a girl learns she is not the only pebble on the beach, she usually becomes a little boulder.

I found a penny on a beach once.  Now I'm only 9 cents short of a dollar.
Sadly, when I went to pick up the penny, a shark bit off my little finger.  Now I'm a pinky shy of a hand.
Unfortunately, I was on an island at the time.  With one hand hurt I couldn't row the boat back  I didn't have both my oars in the water. This post was edited by Shuhak at June 21, 2018 5:14 PM MDT

Yes. And for some reason I care not a whit that he's not that sharp.
:)

EDIT!!!  HAA!!! I'M the one who is not sharp! I just realized that this guy is not even on the beach! He's, in fact, quite a bit away from the beach! Ha!
:)
This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 25, 2018 9:25 AM MDT

I is the "brightest" penny not the sharpest. 

Yes I have known some like that. When you ask that I assume you mean in "book smarts". I've met some people like that but I have also met people who have people smarts, which I think is MORE valuable.
I knew a few people who were highly intelligent but did not know how to deal with people.

I don't know any sharp pennies.   LOL

Inflation is not as bad as it seems. You can still use a penny for a screwdriver.

I know someone who is as sharp as a rubber tack.  I know someone who is one brick short of a building.  I know someone who drank the Kool-aide and never recovered.  

I know those guys.  They voted for Trump.   So did your guy in that question of yours.

That would be me.