If I go to Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas dinner at this one relative's house there's a cousin who always shows up who loves giving relationship advice. His favorite things to talk about are applying greek letters to different types of guys and different colored pills and stuff but everybody pretty much ignores him because they're all married and he's usually the only single guy at dinner.
Anyway, the last time we had Thanksgiving dinner there my husband asked him if he had ever had a girlfriend. I kind of think the answer was no because he shut up and didn't talk the rest of the day.
I think he should get together with that one in-law of mine who's really bad with money (two bankruptcies) but loves giving financial advice.