We watched an Apple street view car go up and down our street a couple of weeks ago. To answer your question, I would hold out a joint and a bottle of whiskey.
We have seen the google car once at the gas station.
I did hear about a couple who figured out the area the car would be in and were having some x-rated fun in front of the car....Google had to delete the footage.
Why do the yardmen avoid your house? Is it because you propositioned them so much that they could never get any work done? I've told you to quit doing that!