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I offer to make you a sandwich. What would you offer me in return? (tips are welcome)

Posted - June 24, 2018
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  • 22891
    some money for the sandwich
      June 24, 2018 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    For you, dear...free.
      June 24, 2018 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'd give you half of my sandwich.
      June 24, 2018 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Wait, just for clarification, you wouldn't expect me to sleep with you for having made the sandwich, right?  I don't think that either of us swings that way, I just need to make sure. 



    :(
      June 24, 2018 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    He told me that he would. ;+
      June 24, 2018 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Yeah, right, I already know not to believe anything YOU say!  But I'll play along: did he tell you that before or after you had your little chat about me with Jane S? Grrrrr. 

    ~
      June 24, 2018 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I promise. C'mon C-12, let's go out to dinner.
      June 25, 2018 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Id offer to get on top of it right away. Then I would give you this tip.....Never ask someone who is preparing food for you anything that might make them upset enough to spit in your food. Lol ;D
      June 24, 2018 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    A tip, don't forget the bacon.
      June 24, 2018 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Actually.....an empty plate and a nice smile....:)
      June 24, 2018 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger sandwich today.
      June 24, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    That is so Wimpy.
      June 25, 2018 6:58 AM MDT
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  •                      "What sandwich?"
      June 24, 2018 11:10 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I'd offer you a cigarette.
      June 25, 2018 3:24 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    some money for the sandwich
      June 25, 2018 4:38 PM MDT
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  • 16792
    A tip: bet on the leading apprentice jockey to place. Not on the nose.
      June 25, 2018 4:43 PM MDT
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