Did you ever want to be a cowboy? Ahh...sitting around a campfire after a hard drive, eating beans.

no thanks

No....I've seen the film left after them eating beans....and I don't wanna be a guest at their gas house :(

Yep. Still do. 

No, that’s why I went to college. I don’t like beans anyway. 

(To the tune of "Cattle Call")

I want to die with my boo-oo-oots on
In the traditional old western way
I want to die with my boots on
Per the classical cowboy cliche

Oh to go with my footwear in place
To be shod when they open the box
'Cause it never would do for my mourners to view
The tre-me-endous holes in my sox!

And just to be sure you have the earworm:

Well, I did kind of wish to grow up and be like Dale Evans. 

"No and I don't think that you should only mention the fun parts."