Well technically I could.... I've made more sandwiches than most people have had hot dinners.... and I made them too. I used to work in a school kitchen... and when the kiddiwinks went on an outing or to an event... I used to be made to make the sandwiches.. it was hideous.. not so much the making of the sandwiches tho that was hideous enough.. but the counting.. I despised it with a passion... the kids would each have 3 half sandwiches - all different.. can you imagine how hard that was to work out????
I'd be happy never to have to make another sandwich in my life :P