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If you came to my home, what do you think my reaction would be?

Posted - July 7, 2018
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  • 13395
    "Let's chuck that two-four of Molson's in the fridge right away!"
      July 7, 2018 2:18 PM MDT
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  • "You'd probably hide the cat, everybody does."
      July 7, 2018 2:45 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    You never let me down Alf!  You are always a kick-in-the-pants! ;) :)
      July 7, 2018 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Nobody seems to know but it would be interesting so find out how Element 99 would react so I'll bring along some air, water, halogens, acids and bases to find out. 
      July 7, 2018 3:44 PM MDT
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  • 44519
    Some alkali metals would be a plus.
      July 7, 2018 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Quick, hide under the bed, the wife is home. ;)
      July 7, 2018 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    A reluctant tour? lol 
      July 7, 2018 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 10656
    Usually when I visit someone they roll their eyes and sigh heavily. I expect you'd do the same.
      July 7, 2018 6:24 PM MDT
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  • 53332



    Element 99: "My, my, my, what a surprise. Well, I see you got here just at the perfect time, Randy D, because it's tilde-hunting season!"

    Randy D: "Wrong, my frenemy, it's ellipses-hunting season!  That's why I brought my shotgun and PU-lenty of buckshot!"

    Element 99: "This is my house, and I know the local ordinances; it's tilde-hunting season!"

    Randy D: "You're crazier than a retired schoolteacher!  It's ellipses-hunting season!"

    Element 99: "Back off, you grammar-scammer, it's tilde-hunting season!"

    Randy D: "And I say it's ellipses-hunting season!"

    Element 99: "It's tilde season!"

    Randy D: "It's ellipses season!"

    Element 99: "It's tilde season!"

    Randy D: "It's ellipses season!"

    Element 99: "It's tilde season!"

    Randy D: "It's ellipses season!"

    Element 99: "GRRRRRRRRR!"

    Randy D: "GRRRRRRRRR!"

    ~


    [With apologies to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.]  

    [[The clear winner is the tilde; notice the absence of ellipses in the entire post.]]


    This post was edited by Randy D at July 8, 2018 7:18 AM MDT
      July 7, 2018 6:46 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I love this Randy D!!!!!!
      July 7, 2018 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 53332

      By the way:

    ~
      July 8, 2018 1:04 AM MDT
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  • 44519
    .....................................................................................................................................
      July 8, 2018 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    It's hard to guess your reaction.  There are so many possibilities to ponder.  Here are a few:

    Shut the door.
    Once you figured I wasn't Tesla, shut the door.
    Ask me what I was selling and shut the door.

    OR..

    I'd let you think you thought I might drop by that afternoon.  (Merlin comes with the gift of osmosis :))  You would greet me happily with a smile.  You would invite me in for a scotch. I would happily accept.  We would carry on about adventures, some knowledge, and crazy antics that have happened in our lives thus far.  It would be a great visit.  All would come to a wrap with a final scotch, a smile and a hug.  "Until our next visit, have fun with life and take care."  Under the light of the moon, I'd fly off and wave, toodle-luuuu!.

    OR..

    You could come up with entirely different scenarios.

    It's all up to you!!  

    This post was edited by Merlin at July 8, 2018 7:19 AM MDT
      July 7, 2018 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i have no idea
      July 8, 2018 5:33 PM MDT
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