Pet the "bunny", Carbie. Hold it tightly in your arms, hug it to you, rub its fur all over your face, frolick with it, tickle its tummy, that's right, keep playing with it, tweak its nose, keep going, have fun . . .
(Meanwhile, Randy D is getting as far away as humanly possible.)
ETA: This was offered by a local radio station as part of the Christmas lineup in 1990. They also offered a steady stream of Christmas music, but only gag versions and rock & roll versions. I think the listeners got ahold of the program director because the following Christmas they totally cleaned up their act and played only actual Christmas music.
This post was edited by Not Sure at July 13, 2018 12:37 PM MDT