Is she thinking that she'd rather be making sandwiches for him right now?

I doubt it. It seems she have enough jobs to keep her occupied. Good choice of picture

LOL any woman who has a man she loves and adores and only thinks of making him sandwiches.... has problems :P   And of course if he got off his couch and helped her do the chores.. she would have more time and energy for 'other' things, and they can make sandwiches together... Ghost pottery wheel style :P

Guys are a chore some of us have to put up with...Others are more lucky and choose better harder working partners....:)D

She's thinking: If I throw this bucket of dirty water on him it will ruin the sofa. Is it worth it? Oh, yeah.'

I'll make him a sandwich if she won't.