How can you wake up on the wrong side of the bed if its on the right side?

"How come you always put your right shoe on first?"

Sleep on the floor.

It is a false concept that there is an wrong side of the bed ... unless, of course, you were told "not tonight, I have a headache".  Then there is definitely a wrong side of the bed, and being there could jeopardize any future chances of making it the 'right' side of the bed.
Likewise there's no left side either.  Once can't 'get up' on the left side since they're still in bed before they get up.  Therefore one has to be out of bed before they can say they left it.  Right?

It's all a matter of how you face the bed.  We both sleep on the left side.  Two lefts make it right on all nights!   :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at July 19, 2018 7:00 PM MDT

The underside is definitely the wrong side.

The right side and the left side are both right sides to sleep on. I would be good if more people remembered that

I'm trying to imagine what life would be like if I could find such an affectionate cat.

not sure how but you can