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Element 99

Can you make up a silly/stupid/funny cliché for us?

'You can lead a clown to the toilet, but you can't make him flush.'

Posted - July 21, 2018
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  • 1633
    You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead
      July 21, 2018 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You can go around in circles, but wont see the point.
      July 21, 2018 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 10643
    * Don't count your Bitcoins before you find  a buyer

    * When the wife's away you can watch the superbowl in peace.

    * It ain't over until Seri finds it on the web

    * Nothing eaten nothing gained

    * One bad apple and that's the one the customer's gonna buy

    * You can run, but not in the house

    * The road to hell is paved with broken iphones.

    * What goes around probably started with a child who had a runny nose

    * This hurts me more than listening to 1,000 knock-knock jokes.

    * When the going gets tough, change the channel.

    * I wouldn't touch that without first having a Starbucks double latte (extra foam)

    * There're plenty of cat memes on the internet.

    * Patience is a handful of Xanax

    * Out of the freezer and into the microwave

    * If at first you don't succeed, use a plunger This post was edited by Shuhak at July 22, 2018 5:05 AM MDT
      July 21, 2018 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    All of those are GREAT!  :) :)
      July 21, 2018 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    cant think of one right now
      July 21, 2018 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 11009
    Every silver lining has a black cloud.
      July 21, 2018 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    A tool in the hand is better than ANYTHING in the bush
    ;)
    ;)
      July 21, 2018 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    That can be taken in so many different ways!  Thanks for sending me off to finish the car with a smile! Hahahahahaha!!!
      July 21, 2018 7:22 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yes, I know!
    :)
    And I mean it in only one way.
    ;)
      July 21, 2018 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I never heard it referred to as 'finish the car.'. Don't forget to polish the knob.
      July 21, 2018 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    It's hard to reach the peak without spit-polishing the knobs before finishing the car :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at July 22, 2018 12:43 PM MDT
      July 21, 2018 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I love you.
      July 22, 2018 7:43 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I love you, your name and your age ;) :)
      July 22, 2018 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    WRONG. If you only knew what you were missing. Alas.
      July 21, 2018 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    Yeah, I was going to delete the whole frickin answer.
    It bothered me all night. I'm surprseid it didn't get taken down.

    Excuse my emotions - - I've about given up and have been there for a long time and I'm tired of it. This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 22, 2018 12:48 PM MDT
      July 22, 2018 4:49 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    It's only innuendo. No harm in that.
      July 22, 2018 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Thanks, Element 99. I appreciate it.
    :)
      July 22, 2018 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    It is amazing how stupid a fellow can be when his position depends on not understanding something.
      July 21, 2018 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Here are a few :)

    *If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    *I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unharmed.

    *If you want someone to remember you, borrow from them.
     
    *We mature with the damage, not with the years.



      July 21, 2018 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Something I learned in a self defense class: "If at first you don't succeed, cheat."
      July 22, 2018 12:11 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    What is that material that Nice Jugs introduced us to to the other day?

    I know it starts with "g" something.

    Well, all that glitters is NOT that stuff. 
      July 22, 2018 10:17 AM MDT
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