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WelbyQuentin

Do you think Jesus would have used His turn signals?

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Posted - July 27, 2018
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  • 2658
    I doubt it, I believe Jesus rode on a cherub:) This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at July 27, 2018 11:06 PM MDT
      July 27, 2018 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    You may be right, Beans/SilentGeneration!
    :)
    Thanks for answering, too.
      July 27, 2018 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 34286
    Of course....
      July 27, 2018 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    And I bet that's how he'd dress, and how he'd look on his donkey! (At least, it looks like a donkey to me!)
    :)
    :)
    Thanks for answering, my2cents. This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 28, 2018 8:42 AM MDT
      July 27, 2018 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 34286
    Yes it is a donkey. Lol
      July 28, 2018 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    Thanks for the help - - I don't know why I doubted myself, ha!
    :)
      July 28, 2018 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Only if he comes back in a van.



    Jesus Saves-He really really does. need more signs on vehicles like this.


      July 27, 2018 11:22 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    There we go!
    :)
    Thanks, Merlin!
      July 28, 2018 6:02 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Given the considerable financial commitment involved, I’m not sure Jesus would have a car. This post was edited by Don Barzini at August 9, 2018 11:47 AM MDT
      July 28, 2018 8:09 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Good point.
    Maybe he and the 12 joined their money and bought a car, shared the ride and ClownCar-ed it everywhere.
    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 28, 2018 7:16 PM MDT
      July 28, 2018 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    No, he'd stick to the straight and narrow way. 
      July 28, 2018 3:24 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    You may be right, ha!
    :)
      July 29, 2018 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 11110

    I think he would and I also think his turn single lights would be in the shape of those Jesus fish symbols. Cheers and happy weekend! 

      July 28, 2018 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)

    Image result for jesus fish symbol
      July 29, 2018 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 11110
    Ya that would be the left signal the right single would be the same thing but the tail would be pointed towards the tail of the left signal. I was just thinking I should write the Pope and suggest that they.put Jesus fish turn signals on the Pope mobile. Cheers! 
      July 29, 2018 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Good ideas!
    :)
      August 9, 2018 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    probably
      July 29, 2018 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I think so, too.
    :)
      August 9, 2018 11:46 AM MDT
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