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Why don't Swiss Army knives have a tilde feature as a useful tool?

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Posted - August 15, 2016
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  • 2052

    Only Zorro carries one of those. 

      August 15, 2016 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 5835

    There is no rhyme for tilde.

      August 15, 2016 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Oh right.
      August 15, 2016 10:55 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Uh.. i guess that's true.
      August 15, 2016 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    Tildes are out of stock. Randy D got them all.
      August 15, 2016 11:08 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Oh... yeah.
      August 16, 2016 1:37 AM MDT
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  • 17260

    Mmhmmm. Psst... Someone should do something to stop him... ;-)

      August 16, 2016 1:57 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yes, ha ha.
      August 16, 2016 2:01 AM MDT
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  • 17260

    Good, I count on you. I won't let him know what's coming at him. Lol.

      August 16, 2016 2:06 AM MDT
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  • 11087

    Because tildes serve no useful function except in the Spanish language.

      August 16, 2016 4:41 AM MDT
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  • Don't let the mathematicians hear you say that. 

      August 16, 2016 4:46 AM MDT
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  • Because they had to make room for the umlauts. 

      August 16, 2016 4:49 AM MDT
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  • 21
    That is only available on Swiss Navy knives.
      August 16, 2016 4:53 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ok.. right.

    I was in the Navy and I can't recall ever visiting a Swiss port city.
      August 16, 2016 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ok.. 'zat right?
      August 16, 2016 7:49 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yes.
      August 16, 2016 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ok.
      August 16, 2016 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    Hey, I've been framed! I'm innocent, this is nothing but a set-up!
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      August 16, 2016 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    *Sob.

    She really cuts deep when she wants to hurt a guy.

    :|
      August 16, 2016 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 2515
    It is not that kind of a tool. It is more for math and computer programming.
      August 16, 2016 8:48 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Kind of like evolution of the slide rule perhaps.
      August 16, 2016 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Not what you told me... Randy!
      August 16, 2016 12:27 PM MDT
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  • 21
    Now you see how rare they are
      August 16, 2016 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I guess so.
      August 16, 2016 3:28 PM MDT
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