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Randy D

You ask a hitch-hiker if he's an axe-murderer before you agree to give him a ride. What does it mean if he can't keep a straight face when

denying that he is one?
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Posted - August 2, 2018
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  • 23548
    Maybe it only means he's thirsty? (But he could still could be one I'd bet.)

      August 2, 2018 6:04 AM MDT
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  • "It means I should have listened to my Mother."

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 2, 2018 3:21 PM MDT
      August 2, 2018 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 2658
    I'd axe him to get away from my ride, ILBCNU.
      August 2, 2018 8:48 AM MDT
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  • 10617
    "Um... excuse me, but ... um ... you're not an axe-murderer, are you?"

    Why no, sir, I'm just a humble sexual harasser."

    "Whew, that's good... hop on in!" This post was edited by Shuhak at August 2, 2018 9:46 PM MDT
      August 2, 2018 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 2052
    Good thinking. You can't be too careful these days. 
      August 2, 2018 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    As long as they don't have a hook for a hand, you're okay.

    Just don't curse at the driver behind you, with his high-beams on and driving "too close" ... until you check your back seat.
      August 2, 2018 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think it means you've asked if you can see his Chopper as you're the Axe Grinders Daughter.....:) D
      August 2, 2018 3:22 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    he probably thinks it funny that you asked
      August 2, 2018 3:59 PM MDT
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