Do you keep rhinoceroses in the kitchen to baffle your neighbours?

Only if they will do the dishes.

No I keep it for laughs - every time a neighbor see's it they say - man does it ever have a big horn and I say - thats what she said. Cheers!

No, I like elephants better. :-)

I don't keep it in the kitchen I just let it out of the fridge once in a while.

I tried it, however it was a becoming a bit cramped in the kitchen and the giraffes were there first...

No, I keep them in my VW Beetle: two in the front and three in the back.

Sees it, not see's it. No apostrophe.

It's a hippo with a party hat on its nose I've spray-painted grey. 

No, I keep it in the yard next to the, "Beware Of Rhino." sign.

He got a little aggressive at snack time so I put him out in the backyard with a few buddies to really baffle my neighbors.