Is it possible for you to answer a serious question with a serious reply instead of joking . . . wait, is that a tilde?

Dont be utterly ridiculous. Why would I do something like that. I know if the tildes were turned , neither would you. ;+

I rarely answer serious questions. When I do, it is about 50/50 on the answers.

Yes, that's a tilde, Randy.  Hurry!  It's crawling away!  Get it before it slithers away! ~

I try to insert humour into everything I do.. I am here to have fun and enjoy myself.. and pretty much that's who and how I am, I am silly and joke about almost everything ... On occasion I can be serious, but it rarely lasts. 

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In all tilde seriousness.
Yours may be bigger and blacker
But you only have one.  Yours.
I have many that are loyal and go anywhere I would like
And they get handsomely rewarded. This post was edited by Merlin at October 19, 2018 5:41 PM MDT

you need to show us how to do that by your exannple

I'm the founding member of the Let's Domesticate Tildes For Fashion.
We break, I mean train tildes to form eyebrow shapes. These are given to people who are eyebrow challenged, or, just want something different. 
They really don't seem to like the glue we use to hold them in place. Women have come home at night, removed the tilde only to find it expired. They may be allergic to the glue, or they could be giving up the ghost during removal. Some women have found traces of tildes still adhered to their foreheads after removing them. 
They claim the worst part is the little squeal of agony as they are quickly peel the tildes off.  It's a bit disturbing, but hey, anything for fashion, right?
Here are some of the samples we offer. Please let me know if you are interested.

Ask a serious question and we’ll see. 

I tend to have the opposite problem.