Ye have little faith. It's not dead. It's sad. You left it at home when you went to the beach. It wasn't included in the all the other tidal reports for the month. You may have caused an entire earth-shattering catastrophe!! If the others protest, you very well could have started the next huge tidal wave!!
I am beyond cracking up and am in pieces of the floor!!!!!!!!!! Thanks ALF for the Laugh All Day Long!!!!
This post was edited by Merlin at August 9, 2018 10:10 AM MDT