Why are there only two choices: black unused trash bags as clothing, or tildes?

I'd take the tildes, knit them all together and they'd do a great job. They'd have to be more comfortable than unused trash bags.

"Yesterday I offered up an alternative that got good reviews." Perhaps you'll see it in your travels.  :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 10, 2018 1:32 PM MDT

You can't breathe in unused trash bags or used trash bags.  Furthermore, the topic is done with such poor taste it is boring.  At least tidles have a little personality to them.  
I take the wave of the tildes over the trash bags,  any day!

Tildes, shmildes. Give me:

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I agree, I protest!

There are a lot of other alternives tp those 2. Thank God.

Personally I prefer pilcrows.